She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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