Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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