did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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