Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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