Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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