i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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