My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He passed out mid-signature
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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