Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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