Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
