in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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