Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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