they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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