quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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