We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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