Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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