Pappa wants mamma naked
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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