I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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