Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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