i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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