then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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