Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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