At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm passing your future prison.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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