I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Someone signed my nipple.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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