I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
