found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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