Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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