Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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