You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This is classic penis vs brain.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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