That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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