I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
God I need to hump something, right now.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
