I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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