last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
