if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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