so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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