why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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