That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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