Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The adults are the big ones right?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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