I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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