Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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