Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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