Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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