The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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