And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Randomize
