So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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