But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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