I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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