he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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