Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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