There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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