let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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