your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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