It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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