I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
vagina is talking i cant
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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