in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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