Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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