she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize