Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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