You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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