Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize