At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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