Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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